They Call Me Curry-Face

 
     Mum and Da' have brought me home from the Far East (see below), but while I was there I developed a taste for sweet pear curry. Nothing could be finer! It's the saucy noodles that take my fancy; the pears I could take or leave. Tonight, I left them in a splattered pool under my high chair, where I had thrown them. "Oh-ohh!" Whenever I say that, Mum and Da' think it was an accident and I smile my most innocent smile...